C-Mail:You have no mail:-(
You have no messages. None at all. NONE. Seriously. I double checked.
And triple checked. I ever considered making some up. But nada, no mail
at all. And unlike some email systems... this email is FLAWLESS. It never
malfunctions. Ever. And if it does... you must be having an error with your
eyes. Always run virus scan on your eyes to make sure this never
happens. Because this one time... this ine guy was checking his email
and... BAM... just like that... he got Vampirism! It happens. Really. And
you do not want Vampirism. It bites. This email has 0% chance of allowing
you to get Vampirism. Lucky you. But you still do not have any email.
Note: This email system has not been upgraded to protect against