Master Myrzor: I am the amazing Master Myrzor, advisor to Mysterious Johnson! Ask me ANY YES or NO question.
Master Myrzor will say a short answer which is 99% NOT a yes or no type answer.
Master Myrzor: Does so-and-so think I am cute?
Master Myrzor: Will I ever get super powers? Should I wear this shirt today?
Master Myrzor: Do ghosts REALLY exist? Am I going to be President? Does this thing actually work?
Master Myrzor: Do you SERIOUSLY need examples of yes or no questions? *grumbles*