Worsh is the GEARS University pilot, he takes the player to Soluna City where he crashes the ship and is later arrested for an unknown reason.
Worsh: I am a rock on the wind. Watch how I drop!
Worsh: Oh, hello there! I am Pilot Worsh, nice to meet you! We will be crashing *coughs* erm, landing in um.. well...
Worsh: ... how about I just let you know when we get to GEARS University.
<Your Character>: Sounds great! Say, is that a Firefly buzzing by your head?
Worsh: Yuppers! I find that Fireflys bring me serenity. Say, would you like to hear a song I have been working on?
<Your Character>: Oh no....
Worsh: *singing* Take my gloves, take my hands...
Worsh: Tie me to chairs I cannot stand... .
Worsh: I dun' care the coffee's free...
Worsh: You can't crash this ship without me!
<Your Character>: ...
(Seriously, how many people are going to actually get that joke?)
Worsh: Hey, did you know that Fairies are good luck... just like Dolphins used to be back in the days of sea travel?
<Your Character>: Really?
Worsh: Sure! They say if a Fairy flies up to the ship and follows us... well... it is a sign of good luck!
Worsh: You should take a look every now and then to see if any Fairy friends following us.
Worsh: Because with my piloting and landing record... we are going to need all the luck we can get!
(takes you to a viewing window)
(if you look long enough you can see fairies crashing into the window)
Fly This Ship!
Worsh: Hey, have you ever flown a star ship? Would you like to try? Here... TAKE THE CONTROLS!
Worsh: Okay, you have the controls... NOW GO! Watch out for that asteroid! *cringe*
Worsh: Wow! That was awesome! You're a great pilot. *Hey Captain! Did you see how well I navigated that asteroid field?*
Public Service Announcement: Be good. OR ELSE!
Worsh: ...nobody knows the trouble I've seen... Hey you! Do you have a spare fork?
- Worsh is a reference to the TV show Firefly (and the movie Serenity). His "Talk" is even a parody of the Firefly theme song.
- Another NPC, River, is named after and based on a character from the same show and movie. The two may be connected.
- Worsh's father is Eddie.
- Worsh is a pun on "Worst".